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10 Things You Should Never Say to an Officer

We all get pulled over for speeding from time to time. We found a hilarious list of 10 things you should never say:
  1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
  2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
  4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  5. Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
  6. Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.
  7. A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind.
  8. Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
  9. Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought you going to get a doughnut.
  10. That uniform makes your ass look really big.
Courtesy of ExpressLane
Posted in Speeding Tickets
Sep 02nd, 2011