We all get pulled over for speeding from time to time. We found a hilarious list of 10 things you should never say:
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
- Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.
- A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind.
- Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
- Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought you going to get a doughnut.
- That uniform makes your ass look really big.
Posted in Speeding Tickets
Sep 02nd, 2011